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December 22nd, 10:10PM
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Reblogged from: pearl-jelly
Originally posted by: xoxalisha
When you’re seriously trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.

Ou tu apenas quer dormir mas as 6:20 da manhã, certa pessoa fala como se tivesse na feira vendendo laranja na hora da xepa

(Source: xoxalisha)

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